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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Hazardous Material


We've all fallen victim to a phenomena I like to call the "Single Shuffle". Thats when single people (male and female) decide that they have been single for so long that they decide to play for the other team and be gay for awhile.

Here's My Issue:
1. If you haven't known for 85% of your life that you were gay or bi, then you cant just up and decide "Hey i'm gonna bat for this team for awhile and see where that gets me" just because you're DEPRESSED!!! Ladies... You dont need a girlfriend to drop kick you're ass out of depression, you need Prozac!!!
2. You ARE NOT GAY if you're only gay for one person!!!!
3. If you are not really gay and you hit on a gay, bi, trans-gender person they probably wont be attracted to you because not only are you lying to them... but you're lying to yourself and that, ladies and gentleman, is NOT attractive!!!!

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